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2011 fucked me so hard it doesn't deserve a recap...

Dec 31st

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Me: Dad, wanna feel something weird? Dad: Sure Me: Close your eyes, give me your hand Dad: **Complies** Me: **Takes hand and puts it into my armpit** Dad: I AM POLLUTED

Dec 31st

binyabinya: ayeee fordham flava made a music video to beyonce’s dance for you… mothafuckin scaaaandalous. twas awkward to watch. hahaha Fordham what the fuck have you done to dance in general

Dec 31st

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Watching English Premiere League soccer on mute as...

happy Saturday guys

Dec 31st

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pathunt asked: you just made my day!!

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Dec 30th

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leeniebeenie asked: My phone is no where near me so I can't text you, but what do you want to do tomorrow? Jewl and Neeti told me to come up with plans and I've got nothing.

Dec 30th

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OH YES, JACK CAN TALK THAI. JACK TALK THAI VERY...

Dec 30th

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Sometimes I go to old man bars for fun

and tonight I met a man named Enrico. Enrico Suave. He kept ignoring his wife Sara’s phone calls but was also really interested in what I was doodling on a napkin with a pencil. So I made it into an “Enrico & Sara forever” doodle, and wrote him a reminder to call his wife… He kept it and called back his wife

Dec 30th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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raaiden: I CAN’T yung n pruuuned

Dec 28th

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SO!

I woke up this morning too hungover to function and finally after 3 hours, decided to drive to Red Mango, but it wasn’t open yet when I got there #firstworldproblems. So I lugged myself on over to get a bagel, and everyone was smiling! Everyone! And all I could do was smile back! I had really funny conversations with the people in front of me in line, and at the register. Everyone I saw...

Dec 28th

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